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That elephant that everybody has been harping on about over the past two years has finally given birth… to some kind of creature.

More pictures here (brace yourself).

It is supposed to be a baby elephant, but why did it have to be so God damn ugly. Melbourne is no longer going to be known for its lovely gardens or its incredibly bad weather, but for being the ugly elephant capital of the world.

They haven’t even named the creature yet calling it, “baby.” Of course they will have the obligatory naming contest. Somehow, I don’t think they will like my suggestion.

I’m sorry, but call me a hypocrite I’m in denial… that is not an elephant it has hair for Christ’s sake. Maybe it could be some kind of mammoth throwback… come to think of it, it does look a little like Ray Romano.