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AQUA The True Colour Of Democracy

April 16, 2010 at 4:09 pm by Chris

I went to see Arj Barker last night with my brother and a few friends. He was pretty funny, but not outright hilarious. He tends to take a long time to set up jokes, but the dividend is usually worth it. In the middle of his routine it was a little unfunny, but towards the end he was funny again. So overall I would give it about 3.5/5.

There was one part of his routine that really made me think though. He has this theory Always Question Unjustified Authority or AQUA for short. I think for the sake of this discussion we could ignore our 10 foot tall reptilian overlords or the fact that Arj thinks we should take a dump in public to demonstrate our rejection of unjustified authority.

Arj does have a point though. We are told what to do almost every waking minute of our lives. We are told what to believe, what to eat and what we can and can’t do. But who gives these people the authority to tell us what to do? We live in a democracy, but how often do we practice it? Someone is always a designated leader we never work out what we should do as a group and do that.

I think the major criticism of democracy is that it is only every three years that we get to make a decision about our government. And then we are only selecting among a bunch of people we don’t even know. We don’t even have a say about policy. Yes we do have a stable government, yes they do a reasonably good job and we have the rule of law. But essentially we still live in a dictatorship.

For example the majority of Australians believe euthanasia should be an option for terminally ill patients. But will that ever get through the Australian Parliament or any Parliament? The federal government even prevented the Northern Territory from exercising its euthanasia legislation. The majority of Australians probably believe that homosexuals should be allowed to get married – with a christen as prime minister that will never happen.

With the Internet becoming a large part of our culture it is time to think about using it to make democracy work better. Countries such as Switzerland already have a limited form of direct democracy where the populace can decide on legislation through referendum. E-democracy is the use of electronic tools through the Internet to participate in the democratic process.

I think it would be great to be able to propose legislation and decide on it electronically. Of course there are some potential risks everybody following some demagogue or tyranny of the masses with minorities being seriously screwed over. But with an educated population and, hopefully, with ignorant fools not bothering to vote it could work.

It is about bloody time we exercised some control over our lives.

Over the next few weeks I might start work on writing my own constitution that uses direct e-democracy and who knows maybe I could use it in one of my science fiction stories.

Kill Me

April 1, 2010 at 4:50 pm by Chris

Here is something funny I found on the Nine MSN News site.

kill me please

Her music is that bad. Did anyone else notice that some wise technician turned off her microphone when she sang the national anthem at the Melbourne Grand Prix on Sunday? Lol.

How about Ugly?

January 19, 2010 at 2:09 pm by Chris

That elephant that everybody has been harping on about over the past two years has finally given birth… to some kind of creature.
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More pictures here (brace yourself).

It is supposed to be a baby elephant, but why did it have to be so God damn ugly. Melbourne is no longer going to be known for its lovely gardens or its incredibly bad weather, but for being the ugly elephant capital of the world.

They haven’t even named the creature yet calling it, “baby.” Of course they will have the obligatory naming contest. Somehow, I don’t think they will like my suggestion.

I’m sorry, but call me a hypocrite I’m in denial… that is not an elephant it has hair for Christ’s sake. Maybe it could be some kind of mammoth throwback… come to think of it, it does look a little like Ray Romano.

CreditCardOlogy – a scam so dastardly you could pin a tail on it and call it a Nigerian

January 18, 2010 at 7:46 pm by Chris

I was surfing the net today to find some blogs to add to LMB and I came across a money making scheme so dastardly you could pin a tail on it and call it a Nigerian. It is a creation of long-suffering website developer Leon Bumcrack Bambrick or something similar and is known simply as CreditCardOlogy.

Make sure you check it out, but keep your wallet firmly in your back pocket. Enjoy :)

Natural Mysteries: Ignorance

January 8, 2010 at 7:33 pm by Chris

Last night I was watching, Natural Mysteries: killer whale attack. I was absolutely dumbfounded by the stupidity of the commentary on the show. It was about a pod of killer whales in a particular bay in California. The killer whales would separate a gray whale mother from its calf and then kill and eat it. This apparently was unheard of behaviour.

What a bunch of fucking bullshit. They are called killer whales because like all other animals they need to eat and their choice of food is: other whales. Unfortunately, before a whale can be eaten it needs to be killed. It isn’t exactly a mystery when a killer whale kills and eats a whale. Or you can’t be bothered using your brain today it can be boiled down to 2 words: killer and (wait for it) whale.

This sort of thing really explains the ignorance of some young people these days. Kids who don’t know who Gandhi is or that the Lord of the Rings movies were based on a book (true story).

I guess you can’t expect an 18-year-old to know everything, but when a person has been through university, risen up the ranks, created their own documentary and are still not aware of the simplest fact, that is something else.

I laughed when a friend of mine said our civilisation was crumbling, but now I wonder…

U Wandered Lonely as a Cloid

December 30, 2009 at 7:15 pm by Chris

I was wondering what it would look like if I switched all the u’s in English language with i’s and all the i’s with u’s. Would it sound similar to a New Zealand accent? Well the result is just as amusing. Merry Chrustmas and happy New Year!

U Wandered Lonely as a Cloid

U wandered lonely as a cloid
That floats on hugh o’er vales and hulls,
When all at once U saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffoduls;
Besude the lake, beneath the trees,
Flitterung and dancung un the breeze.

Contuniois as the stars that shune
And twunkle on the mulky way,
They stretched un never-endung lune
Along the margun of a bay:
Ten thoisand saw U at a glance,
Tossung theur heads un sprughtly dance.

The waves besude them danced; bit they
Oit-dud the sparklung waves un glee:
A poet coild not bit be gay,
Un sich a jocind company:
U gazed—and gazed—bit luttle thoight
What wealth the show to me had broight:

For oft, when on my coich U lue
Un vacant or un pensuve mood,
They flash ipon that unward eye
Whuch us the bluss of solutide;
And then my heart wuth pleasire fulls,
And dances wuth the daffoduls.

Wulluam Wordsworth and Chrustopher Fryer


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